Fairify Your Desktop!

I made a wallpaper of the Fairness Cream products. You can download it here. (1024×768): Fairness Cream Wallpaper (1924)

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Credits and such: In a shameful example of how to exploit twitter to get ideas for comics without self effort (also known as crowdsourcing), I asked people to suggest fairness cream names. The selected names are by @Pappuk89, @brainstuck and @VarunShenoy. The rest of the suggestions are below:

thefullmohanty: Fairplay kishorcariappa: Fake & Lovely pranxter Fakwite nupurc123: Gori&Chamki amrishj: Struck by lightening suresheswaran: Doodh ka tukda; doodh se fair kaisa… sidraj: gorni rajeshp_us: jet white, MJ fair, black nomore, white mischief additiyom: white & ghastly, white & loathesome (for men)… adwittyeah: Kaala Chaand Fairness Cream sanhelmet: Fa(i)rce; also -Black n’ white – (anti)fairness cream for all races; Fairy – for all orientations VarunShenoy: Al Gorepan rameshsrivats: White Until Dark

tantanoo: Erase ex? nandaseth: dare and ghastly moebile: phair and booty brainstuck: Wanted 72, makes you wanted by opposite sex with in 72 hrs. rameshsrivats: FairEx for childlike fair skin. FairOh – Be as fair as your mummy. Fair ‘n Height – Get Hot. AutoFair – Will get you ashwinmushran:Creampie……..I-White nakulshenoy:Safed Koyla? Or Whitecoal? mercplus: the cream that comes with Ipad nithinkd: get gori-geous MrShri: Fake & Lovely vishal_c: Cream de la Cream? Pappuk89: fair&fugly..

All stock photos in this comic are from the public domain. The blurry people shot in frame 4 is by Chris and shared under CC:Attribution-ShareAlike license. This particular comic is also licensed under CC:Attribution-ShareAlike because it uses content released under this license. The tanned people photos are taken from Pale is the new Tan website. They are copyright their respective owners.

This comic is inspired by a tweet by RoyalGoombah. Thanks for breaking the dry spell! Previous instances of News Channel Comicry:

• Strange Weather Reports
• The 8 Second Breaking New Loop

There’s a new Blog Post (blog.flyyoufools.com): A Guest Post by BigFishMag.

Every smoker starts off life as a non-smoker. Unfortunately, the non-smokers fail to come to terms with this simple fact and treat their brethren with more contempt than there is for Israelis in Palestine. There has always been a war of sorts between the two (Both Israel-Palestine and Smoker-Nonsmoker). A non smoker hates a smoker because he smokes. A smoker hates a non smoker because the fucker just won’t let him smoke in peace!

Rest the rest of it on the blog.