Cool cop photo by Calamur on Flickr who generously allowed the use of her photos although they were CC Non-commercial license. Harshad Sharma (@Hiway) also sent a bunch of cop photos, which I have kept in reserve. Punched cow photo by Adam Jones on Flickr, CC Attrib/Remix license. Original cow is not punched. Thank you everyone, who donates photos.
Also, allow me to pimp a cow book, to reinforce your stereotypes on India:
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hahahahahahahah! pliss to be having some more cwg comics!
This comic will give Shashi tharoor a deja vu. HOLY COWS. Welcome back Agony uncle. Notice that everyone except agony uncle and the cows is bespectacled.
Seriously, why feature Sarah MacDonald’s piss-poor excuse for prose on your fine page, albeit under the reinforcing stereotypes umbrella? Do not feed the cow click-throughs, I say.
What can I say, EPIC it is!
Good one
Love it!
Wow. Can’t stop laughing.
PS: Good to see some of the old characters back!
PPS: In the last panel the punching hand should be ulta (palm on the inside), isn’t it?
Sagar: Actually, advanced Falcon Punchery masters insist on backhanded punches to the face. It’s like… OK…. Yes it should’ve been. But I couldn’t find a ulta hand photo
Awesome comic man!
Except that I can’t virally share it. You have waayyy to many abuses man! Older members of this society might throw me out on the road.
And, as always, holy cow!
Heh. Google Ads. Grameen Foundation. “Helping the poorest of the poor to improve their lives.”
NOT!
What can I say, this LOL won’t laugh itself.
You should feature this in Rediff to get sufficient quantity of hatemail.
ROTFL! Awesome!
Falcon Pawwwnch!! \m/
And the King of satire is back …
“Saad-casm resurrection”
Hahaha!
A special note of appreciation for the double-shades wearing policeman, btw. I like him. Also, I’m sure his name is Ram Khilawan. Whihc is an awesome name, btw.
Absolutely brilliant. Rohan said what I originally wanted to but then again, I don’t give a fuck, so I’ll say it again. This ROFL won’t roll and laugh itself.
I just had to post this link here – Cows with guns – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IJBbtkBMMs
This is the best post by you man…Hilarious stuff.
Everything was right till you bitchslapped the cow. You’ve hurt my feelings. May you be run over by a cowherd in middle of ring road. But I’m going to RT it anyway
Pagal P: That’s not a bitch slap. That’s a Falcon Punch. Right there!
This is a Bear Dick Punch
@Saad
That’s even more disrespectful. May you be get a similar falcon punch by a cow now.
I’d rather be Falcon Punched by a cow, than be Bear Dick Punched by a bear…
hee hee hee
this is pretty funny and nice presentation of “nobody gives a fuck”
hats off !!!
Holy cow ! Maneka gandhi n shashi “twitoor” will b up in arms against you
… Awesome post !
OMG! I need a dose of this strip every fucking day. I really do. Please, do whatever it takes but post one everyday. Am willing to go for paid subscription too!
Find of a lifetime.. this is amazingly funny!!
EPIC!!
Does the traffic police wear glasses ON his glasses?
The last Falcon Punch frame, the fist is in an impossible position. palm should point inward, no?….my contribution to some “fuck givage”
Mayur: Yes he does, CSI Miami style.
Nilotpal: You give too much fuck over such details. I couldn’t fine a hand photo with the palm pointing in.
The comments sound very interesting; I could read only the comments posted here not the comic since it is in picture format. Sounds funny & interesting. Perhaps you could publish comics in a format which is accessible with screen reader softwares used by visually impaired computer users? This would enable us also to become a part of the funny comic world.
Cuty_gem: I never thought of doing that. But since I already write the script of the comic before making it, it makes sense to include the full text as the alt text for the comic image. Will be doing this from now on. Meanwhile, here’s the script of the comic:
The truth about cows on the road:
FAQ:
Q- Will I see cows on the roads in India
A- YES. But contrary to popular belief it’s not because cows are considered sacred. It’s because of a lack of giving-a-fuck. Here’s how it happens:
A cow sits in the middle of the road.
Car driving dude comes along:
I see a cow sitting in the middle of the road. If I stand in front of it and honk repeatedly it might get up and move to the side. This will clear the road for the other drivers also.
BUT… I’m in a hurry to get home.. all that porn won’t watch itself! I’ll just go around it, and besides I dont give a fuck.
Traffic police guy comes along:
My cop senses tell me a cow has sat in the middle of the road. This might disrupt traffic. I should get the cow to move to the side of the road with all the other animals. BUT… I see the cars are managing quite well by driving around the cow, and besides these cow owners arent going to bribe themselves, and turn a blind eye to the road-cow-fact. Hence, no fuck shall be given by me.
Municipal Corporation guy comes along:
I see some cows standing on the road there. It’s my duty to hire some cow catchers and clear the roads, but the last time it happened the animals rights people started foaming at their collective mouths. Besides the local politician started running around calling for a ban against cow slaughter, screaming Jai Hind, with his dick hanging out… even though the cows were being shifted to a shelter. AND.. since the traffic police guy is already there it’s HIS problem now.. Me? I don’t give a fuck.
Foreigner visiting India to do good and save the poverty stricken
Oh, I see a cow has sat down in the middle of the road there. I should probably get it to move, since it’s blocking the traffic, forcing cars to swerve past it. On top of that the traffic police and the NDMC is not doing anything. It is only UP TO ME TO FIX THE PROBLEMS OF THIS COUNTRY.
BUT… the cow is considered sacred here. If you move it, it might offend people. Hence, we shall do nothing.
But we’ll take photos of it?
For real! LOLcows.com won’t fill itself…
The Cow thinking..
Maybe i’m obstructing traffic.. but no one else seems to be bothered.. So i dont give a fuck… oh wait, dung is coming out. PLOP. Ahh, exceptional!
Vegetable Vendor
Ah. The cow. Such a gentle creature… gives us milk and cheese, and all it wants in return is love and…
Shot of cow munching on vegetables.
WTF! It’s eating my beautiful veggies! WHY YOU LITTLE…
!!!!FALCON PUNCH!!!!
Incredible. That foreigners-in-Jama-Masjid pic is hilarious!
Hi Saad,
This is your return to form. The last comic was average by your standards, but this marks your comeback. I had given you a 2.5 in the last one, but this comics deserved a full 5.
But can you please tell me why was Agony Uncle necessary in this comic? Or was it just for increasing the length? (In any case, the comic was of good quality as you promised in the comments on the previous comic)
Roshan
Roshan: Agony uncle was needed to form the premise of the cow-enquiry. Initially I had planned to make 3 comics on commonwealth. This was taking too long, so I published the lame CWG comic first. Now the 3rd one is not needed because it’s lamer, and too many CWG comic anyway.
But glad you still liked it
Wow! This is hilarious stuff!
+100 
Brilliant stuff!! want more
Really, the kau shall never leave Indian roads.
awesome…. +5
i am so glad that i have seen only 20-25 of your uploads,
still exploring others.
PS : why is your website a bit slow? although it isn’t bothering me
The reference to the Horatio Caine and Falcon Punch memes were gold. YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!
This one was the funniest. I think Agony Uncle was a really nice start for this comic.
MOAR!
Also, not to be a dick but.. the cop scene features the cows in the middle of the road in Delhi but the cop is pandu havaldar from Maharashtra.
No bear dick punch PULLLEASE!!
to saadakhtar:wt u did for cuty-gem is nice. and for the comic… falcon punch reference is amazing!
OMG look @ MEEE spaming stupid 4chan memes on my comicx XD!!!
Great job looking like a retard.
Dude by the way , “screaming Jai Hind with their dicks hanging out” is my phrase that I frequently use on reddit and has its origins on why karmanaut is popular on reddit.
@crap: That’s what your mom said. To you. Also, suck elephant dick.
Problem?
@ganesh: Dude OMG! You’re my hero! I whacked it off Reddit for sure, but I didn’t know who coined the term. The mental imagery of a ultra nationalist asshole running around screaming jai hind with his shwang hanging out is beautiful. I wish I could draw, so I could hang a poster of it in my room.
Multiple upbotes for your contribution!
Eagerly Awaited – A comic on Chetan “royalty” Bhagat.
@Arun G
totally agreed…
plzz saad ,we want one on CHETAN BHAGAT..
You made some great points there. I did a lookup about the subject and I want to let you know that I discovered that almost all pros will agree with your article.
He he he! Can’t stop laughing.
This was brilliant. Incredible portrayal of the very Indian attitude of what you hilariously term as “lack of fuck-giving”!
Badhiya cow-mix banate hain aap bhaiya ji. Bahot maja awat hai.
When will you publish a new comic?
Totally get the CSI Miami reference. Fuckin’ A!
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saad plz do one on #barkhagate!!
Haha! Brilliant lol.
The cop before *not* giving a fuck, was wearing two pair of goggles?
Thanks for sharing！
Hi, we in Australia also have a cow in the middle of the road problem.
But sadly, Kangaroos as well.
I’m not sure which is worse. Cows, they shit all over your car when you hit them, then you must stick a pick in their heads to stop them from mooing in agony.
Kangaroos, appear suddenly in front of you from nowhere, bend your car, come uninvited through the windscreen, become an unpleasant, unwilling passenger, tear your upholstery to shreads, tear you to shreds, kick the door open and hop away.
the cow has sat is wrong as the cow is in the act of sitting and thus usage should not be of past tense but of present progressive. direct result of lack of fuck giving in english class. redditor hi five. Y U NO know grammer.
Nice! Great article! Thank you.
Wonderful blog! Do you have any hints for aspiring writers? I’m hoping to start my own website soon but I’m a little lost on everything. Would you suggest starting with a free platform like WordPress or go for a paid option? There are so many choices out there that I’m completely overwhelmed .. Any ideas? Thank you!
Why this Cowbailari ji?