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A new hope for the genitally challenged | Indian comics about life and irritations.
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Friday, November 7th, 2008 | Filed under Comic, Wisdom 29 Comments

Man complaining about small penis. Doctor says install big car speakers

Now you won’t feel angry when the person behind you feels obliged to make you aware of the fact, that the light has turned green. This usually happens 534 microseconds after the change. Don’t feel rage. Feel sympathy for the guy. And it’s a guy. It’s ALWAYS a guy.

Ever seen an over-honking, bass thumping, large silencer sporting woman driver?

Update: Forgot to add photo credit. Serious doc photo by Mark Knobil on Flickr. Creative commons Attribution License.
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  1. 1
    Rohan // November 7th, 2008 at 12:59 am

    Abso-fucking-lutely, man! It’s always a guy! I’m happy you brought our attention to these teensy-weensies, we will be more compassionate from now on… :)

    Rohan
    Daily Humor

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    Abhiroop // November 7th, 2008 at 1:05 am

    Brilliant. Absofuckinglutely brilliant.

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    Abhiroop // November 7th, 2008 at 1:09 am

    OMG! I swear to god I had not seen Rohan’s comment before adding mine. Total coincifuckingdence!!:D

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    Sree // November 7th, 2008 at 1:38 am

    Awesome Saad!

    Now I know all those amps are for ego amplification.

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    Rohan // November 7th, 2008 at 2:08 am

    Hehe, that’s funny Abhiroop! BTW, Saad just inspired my first webcomic! :) Thank you, Saad man!

    Rohan
    Daily Humor

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    Shahab // November 7th, 2008 at 2:11 am

    Hahhaa .. There was a gag on SNL about imported condoms being too big for Indians ..

    Great dig on “ego amplification” as Corny said ..

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    Hades // November 7th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Ha ha…

    By that yardstick, Delhi is the most, er, genitally challenged city in the country!

    Hades,
    The Times of Bullshit

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    bad dog // November 9th, 2008 at 1:21 am

    Really loving your webcomic. whats your sun sign?

  9. 9
    Abhiroop // November 9th, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    ‘Project Wonderful!’ wtf…?!! :D

  10. 10
    The Quirky Indian // November 10th, 2008 at 11:02 am

    Hilarious….and so fucking true!

    Cheers,

    Quirky Indian
    http://quirkyindian.wordpress.com

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    vas // November 10th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    A very good one, Saad!

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    Hades // November 10th, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    Really loving your webcomic. whats your sun sign?

    Yes, Saad, what is your Sun Sign?

    Here’s some Feng Shui advice too: “Feng shui-wise, if your bed is squished in one corner of your bedroom or is hiding behind the door with just one lonely nightstand, you might have a hard time finding a functional love relationship.”

    And I though it was becuase I was, er, genitally challenged.

  13. 13
    Saad Akhtar (Author) // November 10th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    People, let’s leave my sun signs out of this :)

    @everyone who liked it: Thank You.

    @hades: Try putting a mirror on the other end. Possibly all that positive energy is not being channelized properly. If that doesn’t work, try putting a turtle under your bed. If that too doesnt work, there’s always Sildenafil citrate.

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    The Photoshopper // November 11th, 2008 at 10:18 am

    oh.. how i would love to see an over-honking, bass thumping, large silencer sporting woman driver driving a beemer m3, audi or a porsche maybe.. (no, not lamborghini or ferrari :) )

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    Arfi // November 12th, 2008 at 10:51 am

    Guess then, an old FIAT would be the car of choice for the ‘real’ BIG boys! ;)

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // November 12th, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    @Arfi: The fiat is long gone. It’s been replaced with a Mahindra “Guess what I’m compensating for” Scorpio.

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    Cynic // November 14th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    To add to this highly irritating phenomenon, I’d like to point out how the honkers actually land up delaying the rest of the pack because they’re so busy pushing that thing in the middle of their steering that they forget to put their car into gear*.

    *That is after they’ve spent the better half of the red light in 1st gear, rolling back and forth, hoping the damn light turns, and when they finally give up, it’s right before it actually turns green. Unbelievably stupid!

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    Fangs // June 9th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    awesome squared!

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    Srinivasan // June 16th, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Well, I for one will take exception to this stereotype. My genitals are just fine and I do have a badass woofer & 2 amps in my SUV, and an aftermarket muffler on my lancer. I also practice the time honored tradition of honking immediately once the light turns green.

    There’s a very reasonable psychological explanation for the practice of honking as soon as the light turns green. First off, I can tell you that I only do this during the daytime. This is because the traffic lights/signals in our great nation are not functional or respected between 11:30PM & 8AM. It is the sheer anger and rage caused by the horrible traffic & crowd & if your AC isn’t working the heat that causes this aggressive behavior. It’s a good & legal way to vent stress as opposed to alcohol consumption or deliberate vehicular manslaughter while driving, for example.

    Woofers and amps have practical applications such as going to a secluded area or beach, opening your car’s boot & partying.

    Touching on the topic of a loud aftermarket muffler, it is indeed a vanity. But it’s there for the same reason people drive expensive sports cars or get their vehicles registered as ambulances on paper so they can place sirens on the roofs. Everyone naturally wants to stand out & seeks exclusivity. Anyone who disagrees with this is either deluded or a communist.

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // June 17th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    @Srinivasan: Shh… don’t tell anyone but I also drive a Scorpio, with big ass woofer. Although I don’t have a imported muffler. And I don’t honk at traffic lights at T=Green+2 seconds.

    I don’t believe honking is a acceptable way to vent stress… that’s what weed is for.

  21. 22
    Deepak // August 15th, 2009 at 12:59 am

    Love this. Keep up the good work.

  22. 23
    Anonymous // October 11th, 2009 at 8:50 am

    I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING (: ):

  23. 24
    Anonymous // October 11th, 2009 at 8:51 am

    I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING (:

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    Rover // November 16th, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    AN INDIAN WEBCOMIC!!!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
    I’m a bit late on the scene I think, but better than never.
    Awesome stuff :D Love the edited-photo artstyle.
    Wondering if you’ve seen A Softer World, you’d like it.

  25. 26
    anonymous // December 9th, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    I completely agree :)
    @srinivasan – Dude the condition is called status sex… for some reason when an individual does not have a normal sex life he tends to be loud and obnoxious, craving for attention… oh and also rubbing the STATUS (male) into peoples faces. Did you know Hitler had only one testicle and Napoleon had some other such condition. Their actions quite speak for themselves dont they ;)

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    amar // September 23rd, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    again awesome yaar…

  27. 28
    EsselRao // January 14th, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    omfgyou’resoawesome. Did anyone tell you that already? Are you sure you’re from Delhi? :P

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