Friday, November 7th, 2008 | Filed under Comic, Wisdom

Man complaining about small penis. Doctor says install big car speakers

Now you won’t feel angry when the person behind you feels obliged to make you aware of the fact, that the light has turned green. This usually happens 534 microseconds after the change. Don’t feel rage. Feel sympathy for the guy. And it’s a guy. It’s ALWAYS a guy.

Ever seen an over-honking, bass thumping, large silencer sporting woman driver?

Update: Forgot to add photo credit. Serious doc photo by Mark Knobil on Flickr. Creative commons Attribution License.
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  1. 1
    Rohan // November 7th, 2008 at 12:59 am

    Abso-fucking-lutely, man! It’s always a guy! I’m happy you brought our attention to these teensy-weensies, we will be more compassionate from now on… :)

    Rohan
    Daily Humor

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    Abhiroop // November 7th, 2008 at 1:05 am

    Brilliant. Absofuckinglutely brilliant.

  3. 3
    Abhiroop // November 7th, 2008 at 1:09 am

    OMG! I swear to god I had not seen Rohan’s comment before adding mine. Total coincifuckingdence!!:D

  4. 4
    Sree // November 7th, 2008 at 1:38 am

    Awesome Saad!

    Now I know all those amps are for ego amplification.

  5. 5
    Rohan // November 7th, 2008 at 2:08 am

    Hehe, that’s funny Abhiroop! BTW, Saad just inspired my first webcomic! :) Thank you, Saad man!

    Rohan
    Daily Humor

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    Shahab // November 7th, 2008 at 2:11 am

    Hahhaa .. There was a gag on SNL about imported condoms being too big for Indians ..

    Great dig on “ego amplification” as Corny said ..

  7. 7
    Hades // November 7th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Ha ha…

    By that yardstick, Delhi is the most, er, genitally challenged city in the country!

    Hades,
    The Times of Bullshit

  8. 8
    bad dog // November 9th, 2008 at 1:21 am

    Really loving your webcomic. whats your sun sign?

  9. 9
    Abhiroop // November 9th, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    ‘Project Wonderful!’ wtf…?!!
    :D

  10. 10
    The Quirky Indian // November 10th, 2008 at 11:02 am

    Hilarious….and so fucking true!

    Cheers,

    Quirky Indian
    http://quirkyindian.wordpress.com

  11. 11
    vas // November 10th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    A very good one, Saad!

  12. 12
    Hades // November 10th, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    Really loving your webcomic. whats your sun sign?

    Yes, Saad, what is your Sun Sign?

    Here’s some Feng Shui advice too: “Feng shui-wise, if your bed is squished in one corner of your bedroom or is hiding behind the door with just one lonely nightstand, you might have a hard time finding a functional love relationship.”

    And I though it was becuase I was, er, genitally challenged.

  13. 13
    Saad Akhtar (Author) // November 10th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    People, let’s leave my sun signs out of this :)

    @everyone who liked it: Thank You.

    @hades: Try putting a mirror on the other end. Possibly all that positive energy is not being channelized properly. If that doesn’t work, try putting a turtle under your bed. If that too doesnt work, there’s always Sildenafil citrate.

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    The Photoshopper // November 11th, 2008 at 10:18 am

    oh.. how i would love to see an over-honking, bass thumping, large silencer sporting woman driver driving a beemer m3, audi or a porsche maybe.. (no, not lamborghini or ferrari :) )

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    Arfi // November 12th, 2008 at 10:51 am

    Guess then, an old FIAT would be the car of choice for the ‘real’ BIG boys! ;)

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // November 12th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    @Arfi: The fiat is long gone. It’s been replaced with a Mahindra “Guess what I’m compensating for” Scorpio.
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    Cynic // November 14th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    To add to this highly irritating phenomenon, I’d like to point out how the honkers actually land up delaying the rest of the pack because they’re so busy pushing that thing in the middle of their steering that they forget to put their car into gear*.

    *That is after they’ve spent the better half of the red light in 1st gear, rolling back and forth, hoping the damn light turns, and when they finally give up, it’s right before it actually turns green. Unbelievably stupid!

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