Monday, December 21st, 2009 | Filed under Comic 103 Comments

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Disclaimer: Google Matrimony is not a product. This comic is a just a parody and pokes fun at Google “by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation” as Wikipedia says. Google and Orkut are registered trademarks of the Google Corporation. I don’t believe Google goes through your personal information to make profit, and even if it does – Well, you agreed to it in the Terms & Conditions. In short, please don’t sue me.

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  1. 1
    Sreeyesh // December 21st, 2009 at 2:30 am

    HAHAHA! Nice one!

  2. 2
    Khushnush // December 21st, 2009 at 3:08 am

    Waat an idea sirji: I Like!

  3. 3
    Sam // December 21st, 2009 at 3:34 am

    Excellent! Cracking first panel! NRI’s only: LOL.

  4. 4
    Charu Consul // December 21st, 2009 at 4:06 am

    hahaha funny, and worth the wait! Marry your fraaand! :D

  5. 5
    sajith // December 21st, 2009 at 7:37 am

    I love the jeevansathi.com ads appearing right here at the bottom. So appropriate.

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    mathsislife // December 21st, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Superb, as usual, and quite a scary prospect too! Here’s another take (mine, of course) on the same topic.. http://oldlamps4new.blogspot.com/2007/12/aaaaaaaaaaargh-contd_08.html

  7. 7
    Mittal Patel // December 21st, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Mind blowing!!!
    Awesome!!! :) )

  8. 8
    Rockus // December 21st, 2009 at 10:17 am

    This is awesome!!

  9. 9
    bijoy // December 21st, 2009 at 10:44 am

    lol very funny indeed!

    Good stuff!

  10. 10
    rahul // December 21st, 2009 at 10:45 am

    will just type what comes when you give a 5 star rating

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    dunkdaft // December 21st, 2009 at 10:49 am

    This is Ultra Hilarious !!! Can’t get better than this. :D :D ….. and whts that?? I can see jivvvnsaathi.com’s ad right after the post hehehe. Way to go (b)adsense!!

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    Saurabh Nanda // December 21st, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Best comic till date! Awesome!

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    Himanshu // December 21st, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Mind Blowing! What an imagination!! I am going to subscribe your blog..

  14. 14
    Rampee // December 21st, 2009 at 11:23 am

    Hilarious :)
    Cooldude69 is EPIC!
    Worth the wait for this one man. Keep em coming!

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    gauri // December 21st, 2009 at 11:32 am

    LOL. Careful with that title – your status might just be magically updated to “FYF is feeling Lucky. That ruins his almost 90% chance of hitting it off with Happy.”

    Hilarious. Even more hilarious: “I don’t believe Google goes through your personal information to make profit, and even if it does – Well, you agreed to it in the Terms & Conditions. In short, please don’t sue me.” <—- Hahaha.

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    Crucifire // December 21st, 2009 at 11:34 am

    One of ur best among recent ones Saad bhai… btw u remember Google had kinda played an april fool with a similar thing – google matrimonials years back..


  17. 17
    Arjun // December 21st, 2009 at 11:37 am

    Classic. Just classic!
    Back in form, I see!

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    Mihir // December 21st, 2009 at 11:54 am

    awesomeness !! :-)
    and i gotta RT this

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    nishu // December 21st, 2009 at 11:55 am

    dude u have marked me happily married for five yrs :D

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    Rahul // December 21st, 2009 at 11:57 am

    What an idea Sergei!! hahahaha… too good.

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    Abhinav // December 21st, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    haha.. seriously.. what an idea sergie..

    google reads our emails.. we hv every right to do some pun on them as well..!

  22. 22
    Saurabh // December 21st, 2009 at 12:15 pm
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    AJ // December 21st, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    awesommee…!! the What an Idea Sergei quote is hilariousss….!!

  24. 24
    Saad Akhtar (Author) // December 21st, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    @sreeyesh, @khushnush, @sam, @rockus, @bijoy, @rahul, @saurabh N, @himanshu, @rampee, @arjun, @mihir, @abhinav: Thank you, thank you :D

    @charu Consul: Thank you for the non-stop support. Every other day :)

    @sajith, @dunkdaft: Have I mentioned how totally awesome Jeevansathi is? I mean, if you’re not married yet and want to… I’d totally recommend Jeevansathi. Why go anywhere else?

    @gauri: Gotta protect my Interests. And can’t trust some “news sources”. Check out Fakingnews.com and how a bunch of news papers/sites took his Axe Deo story and ran it as a true story.

    @crucifire: Yup. Someone sent that link. It was a dating site. :)

    @nishu: Google knows your marriage potential and marked you higher on the GroomRank scale.

  25. 25
    Pathik // December 21st, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Hahaha! Nice one.

  26. 26
    Chethan // December 21st, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Loved This

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    Punit Pandey // December 21st, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    That was funny.

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    Arijit // December 21st, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Awesome cartoon on Google!!! Highly Appreciated… :D

  29. 29
    Rafiq Raja // December 21st, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Another FlyYouFools Original. Laughed my guts out. Hope google doesn’t take inspiration out of this concept in real, Saad :)

  30. 30
    Saad Akhtar (Author) // December 21st, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    @rafiq: Well they DID take XKCD’s suggestion and implemented that in Youtube comments. So, lets hope so :)

  31. 31
    Avinash // December 21st, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    ha ha ha….brilliant one…visiting this site for the first time…awesomeness to the core…loved the “what an idea sergie” :D

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    Amol Dhir // December 21st, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Superb. Idea toh hai !

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    stumle // December 21st, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    hilarious :D loled

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    Rithish // December 21st, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Pure Awesomeness!
    Absolutely liked (1) What you liked for.. (2) Comic disclaimer (3) jeevansathi ad by google to complement the comic. :-D

  35. 35
    @nks // December 21st, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    “what and idea sergei” ….

    last one took the cake definitely ….

  36. 36
    dude // December 21st, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Holy Hell!
    This is your best, IMO. :D

  37. 37
    AD // December 21st, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    A suggestion: Add forward/next buttons on your site; so that i can browse all comics from the 1st to last. ;)

    btw Nice work!

  38. 38
    Rohit // December 21st, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Good one saad

  39. 39
    Saad Akhtar (Author) // December 21st, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    @ad I’m struggling with a proper navigation plugin. There are some Prev/Next buttons on the home page. But they’re not showing up on individual post pages. I’ll try fixing it. Although the best way to check out all the previous comics is through the archives page.

  40. 41
    Kaushik // December 21st, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    “What an idea, Sergei” = AWESOME

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    Sujata // December 21st, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    That’s one hell of a figment of imagination and a prospective one at that..

    Way to go Saad!! :D

  42. 44
    doctoratlarge // December 21st, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    Yes this is certainly a marketable idea.
    I have admired many of your comics in the past too. Would you mind it if I added you to my blogroll?

  43. 45
    Ankur Jain // December 21st, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    Awesome man!!!

  44. 46
    Deepti // December 22nd, 2009 at 12:41 am

    Absolutely Awesome.

    I was getting a bit restless there.. Now I see though why its taken a while to make it. :)

    After the hilarious take on Google reading Inbox, Outbox, Friends & deeds and the search bar, Orkut has “Security Tip: Protect your account..” Hehe. The Disclaimer< Buwahahaha!

    Cool work!! ;)

    "And SEO takes on a totally different meaning…." – Umm.. What is That supposed to mean?

  45. 47
    abida nahid // December 22nd, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    The search for animal positions was quite an insight…all in gud taste….neat!

  46. 49
    Gyanban // December 22nd, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Google Divorce Search could the advance option.

    Good one. :-)

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // December 22nd, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    @doctoratlarge: By all means, good Sir! Add me to your blogroll. Embed a comic while you’re at it.

    @deepti: Search Engine Optimization. Basically self-proclaimed snake oil salesmen go around peddling their skills to companies that wish to see their products on the top of Google results page.

    @gyanban: Ha! :D That sounds like something Microsoft might develop. Say Bing 3 times, and you’re divorced

  48. 51
    Haresh // December 22nd, 2009 at 8:50 pm


    Enjoyed the article!

  49. 52
    Arun // December 22nd, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Brilliant!!!! Just Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. 53
    amreekandesi // December 22nd, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    Fun stuff!

  51. 54
    Shantanu // December 23rd, 2009 at 2:50 am

    Imagine a bride-to-be finding out that her groom-to-be Favorited the ‘two girls and a cup’ video on Youtube and calling off the marriage on ‘ethical’ grounds..

    The Cooldude09 profile killed it.! And the fortune on the orkut profile is a hidden message I guess.. :P The Jeevansaathi ad is the nail in the coffin!

    Great stuff.. worth the wait..

  52. 55
    Paavani // December 23rd, 2009 at 3:23 pm


    liked the concept!!
    specially + points and -points based on your history.

  53. 56
    Sorcerer // December 23rd, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Excellent one dude..awesome

  54. 58
    Bhavik // December 27th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    hahaz!! A new comic finally. =)

  55. 59
    The Survivor // December 27th, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    Great Take!!

  56. 60
    Anand // December 28th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    What an ida Sergei…LOL

  57. 61
    sonil // December 28th, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    WOW is the word!! i kept laughing for hours :D

  58. 62
    goldbone // December 29th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    last frame – priceless, macha, priceless

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    Howlarious !

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    chandan // January 12th, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    ha ha nice future project :)

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