Then there are Dog Booties and shoes to protect your pampered pooch from “road chemicals, lawn treatments, and salt”. Salt ?
But I really like Doggy Steps infomercial. Just watch it. Check out the testimonials by Elizabeth M. Victoria H. (the one with aggravated injury) and Christina G.
Doggy steps are great small breeds, fat ass dogs and dogs who can’t muster enough “I-actually-give-a-fuck” to climb into their master’s bed. Also, you don’t have to actually BEND DOWN and pick up the high maintenance bastard. That would be too much to ask for.