Thursday, November 5th, 2009 | Filed under Comic, Discourses 17 Comments

Vampires in movies.

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    Spartan // November 5th, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    Loved it, was kinda like watching Requiem for a dream…wait a minute there were no vampires in that one… Go figure :)

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // November 5th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    …but who was phone!!!!

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    shagufta // November 6th, 2009 at 12:05 am

    ha ha ha….some things shouldn’t be questioned…

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    nidhesh // November 6th, 2009 at 2:55 am

    We’ll have to catch a vampire first, than break the fangs and study them under microscope. Who knows, these fangs might be hollow with two needles inside to suck the blood. This should explain the two marks on the neck of the victims.
    By the way, I just saw a movie called |Dracula,Dead and loving it”, a parody on the same line….
    Meanwhile I am heading towards the Purani Haweli to catch a Vampire for the cause, will call you guys if need be.

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    jokes // November 6th, 2009 at 11:29 am

    LOL :P vampires with needels :D

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // November 6th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    @nidhesh: This makes sense. After all if snake fangs can push venom, vampire fangs can suck blood. You nearly solved the mystery. Now explain the long cloaks with stiff collars.

    When catching a vampire, be sure to take adequate protection. Wash your hands regularly, and wear a condom.

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    Sahil Rizwan // November 7th, 2009 at 12:14 am

    Twilight? Come on man. You’re better than that! =p

    And about the capes and collars, Gen Y vampires have moved on to the Emo look now. Eyeliners and shit! Much like these lil’ dudes… http://3.ly/51T

    Adds more weight to the theory, I say. XD

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    Xacarob // November 8th, 2009 at 6:07 am

    i noticed you were looking for delhi pics, khan market i think.

    try the ‘delhi wallah’
    google that.

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    Xacarob // November 8th, 2009 at 6:21 am

    no apostrophe needed in “The Haters of Delhi”

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    Sahil Rizwan // November 8th, 2009 at 6:39 am

    Hater’s *tour* of Delhi. Apostrophe needed! XD

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // November 8th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    @xacarob I got the photos from someone else on flickr. Yes, dilli Wala has good photos of khan market, along with an Arundhati fetish.

    And it’s the tour that a hater will take. So wouldn’t it be hater’s tour? Damn it I hate these things.

    @sahil Thank you for clearing that…

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    Xacarob // November 9th, 2009 at 6:06 am

    @Saad not only an arundati fetish but a jane Austen and Soofi music fetish too. He changed his name to reflect that.

    @sahil, my bad, forgot the tour. *hides head in shamed grammar nazi bag*

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    iblogs // December 7th, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    ha ha loled :)

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    soumyaram // January 19th, 2010 at 6:13 pm


    The vampires of twilight don’t have fangs! just super sharp teeth……. and they don’t suck at scantily dressed babes, but rather animals (the non-endangered ones). its only the villains who want human blood, and the human they’re after wears proper clothes, she’s a normal girl!

    Hello! fact-checking anyone? just saying…..

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // January 19th, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    Oh my God we have our very first Twilight lover!

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    soumyaram // January 19th, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    OMFG A twilight fan! Maybe ……. we should study it? I’m being nitpicky. If you’d read the book you’d have found a lot more stuff to criticize (A Lot more). This was a very lazy attempt at poking fun of twilight. Don’t know why my first comment on your site was this…. love the rest of it.

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // January 19th, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    OMG Someone who has read Twilight! What more will the day provide? :P

    Anyway, kidding… The comic wasn’t really directed at Twilight, it was on the usual depiction of vampires. An old idea that was just lying around, until I saw Twilight and thought about resurrecting it. So yeah, the Twilight reference is a little forced here. You are right, sir.

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