Monday, December 15th, 2008 | Filed under Comic, Television 28 Comments

The search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence - Lack of Terrestrial intelligence

Of course UFO sightings are nothing new for News Channels now. India TV did their khulasa on UFOs before. But I’m particularly touched by their concern for Pareshaan Kabootars (troubled pigeons) after the Mumbai attacks. So nice of them, no?

Also, if you haven’t seen/read this story, you need to check it out – They’re Made of Meat

Alien photos shot specially for this by Kunjel, who runs an interesting blog which should be called Mein Vegetarian Kampf in Japan.

Poll Results

We had a poll running on this comic, the question was How to deal with the current Indian news circus?

Votes are in. At third position is “Ban all news channels. Bring back Doordarshan news at 9
And second position is “Just dont watch news. Read a paper. Check google news. Twitter
And with 41% votes, the winner is…..  “Legalize Porn

And that proves why the news channels with never change. They know their audience.

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    stink // December 15th, 2008 at 5:38 am

    I thought humans released Ammonia through their assholes or is it dependent on the food eaten the previous day?

    Which is more pungent, Methane or Ammonia or hydorgen sulphide (I think H2S)?

    Is there any process or invention which can convert those anal emissions into renewable energy to, you know power my PC?

    PS:Some stinking info(I got 19,000,000 results on google for “Fart”)



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    Varun // December 15th, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Oh man I say visit http://stupidindiatv.blogspot.com/

    I cant believe Rajat Sharma can swoop to such low levels including telecasting an “interview” with a terrorist at the Taj or Trident hotel while the operations were still going on! We need a culling blade: OFF WITH HIS HEAD..

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    Rohan // December 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am

    The aliens look really kick-ass. Like they’re made of green rexin.

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    Sree // December 15th, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Moral of the story: Legalize porn!

    BTW, YEAAA!!! You’re back Saad. This *was* funny. For a moment I thought this was leading to that alien abduction of cows episode on IndiaTV (remember “Kya aliens gaay ki doodh peete hai?”, “Kya Bharat ki gaay bhi inke nishaane par hai?”). Assholic Hindi news channel morons. They really have dung for brains.

    @Varun, hear, hear! Off with the baldie bastard!

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    Kunjel // December 15th, 2008 at 11:47 am

    Hey thanks for reference Saad !
    As usual the comic is damn funny.
    India tv is the one thing I don’t miss about India.
    @Rohan – The Alien [b]is[/b] kick ass !
    I got the figurine from the Science Fiction Museum from Seattle !

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    Hades // December 15th, 2008 at 11:59 am

    He he!Spot on, my man.

    Hot air and farts is all what our news channels are about.

    The Times of Bullshit

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    Anshul // December 15th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Grenade Se k, Mumbai dhamako pe baithak, Buy one get one free. :)

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    Saurabh // December 15th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    One more Poll Option, Call the Moral Police! Flyyoufools is the offcial portal for them…..India TV caters to a niche of absolute bullshit that does not even qualify into the category of gossip and gives a fresh perspective on Journalism….They should also ban Chana eating in office..that could lead to some serious emission of Methane Gas and Hot air…way to Go Saad

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    Gandalf // December 15th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    I loves it! This has all the elements of classic entertainment. Scifi, farts, drama and indirect reference to sex. Woo!

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    Yaya // December 15th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    Bring back Doordarshan news at Nine! I would pay good money to see those two forlorn kidney shapes spinning round in the death dance, and listen to that funeral music once again. Ahh the good old days.

    And where is the link for the ‘Pareshan Kabootar’ fund? These pigeons need our help!

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    Mottled Mosaic // December 15th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // December 15th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    Thanks Guys! Yaay, people liked the comic!! :D

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    Kartikey // December 15th, 2008 at 10:58 pm


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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // December 16th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    Poll results are out: The solution for Fixing the Current State of News Channels is….

    …. wait for it…

    Legalize Porn.

    Well, there you have it. Go make sense.

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    Sree // December 16th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    What do you want more? Looped videos of alien cow abductions and gateway to Yamlok, or news about the latest porn? At least they will report real stuff.

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // December 16th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    @sree: I’m warning you… DO NOT introduce India TV to porn. Everyone will suffer. They’re doing some Khulasa on Half Man Half Lion Assyrian Statues, you DO NOT want porn in the mix. Oh God, my Mind’s EYE!! It’s on fire…..

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    Abhiroop // December 16th, 2008 at 5:14 pm


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    Varun // December 17th, 2008 at 9:21 am

    Boy I am glad I dont get India Tv on my cable.. But hey I wouldnt mind watching it whenever I am bored :)

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    Nakash // December 22nd, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    Hey wat the fuck ur talkin jus call me. Am ma number is 9916809870

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // December 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    @nakash: Wha…? Did you accidentally leave a comment here?

    I’m not calling you!

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    Ragini verma // February 20th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Saad Yaar ,you are gggreeeaatttt. You have a dirty mind (as dirty as many of us ) So your comic makes us Laugh in this bleak condition presently prevailing the world . USA needs you during the recession time .

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // February 20th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    @ragini: Thanks :D

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    srikanth // February 22nd, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    Greetings, earthlings, and congratulations on the site. The last time I stare into a human eye, it was being braised in a white wine sauce. Keep up the good work, and you may all be worth enslaving one of these days. Bwahaha.

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    Sam // November 17th, 2009 at 1:39 am


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    amog // January 10th, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Saad, why does this have a Robot Chicken ring to it?

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    Ayush // May 18th, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    glad i am miles away from the studio. keep going Saad.

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