Another tip: Remind EVERY Delhi resident you meet, how unsafe the city is and how rude the people are.

Previous instances of regional hate:

• We, The Biased
• Delhi and Dosa

Photo credits: Khan Market photo by Sarika from Flickr, who was kind enough to let me use it, and sent a full size photo too. A virtual brownie for her. Habitat Center photo by L. Shyamal who is making the world a better place by contributing media to Wikipedia under CC. The other photos are mine. The views expressed are attributed to the voices, not me. This comic was inspired by a very old Mad Magazine feature on New York.