Another tip: Remind EVERY Delhi resident you meet, how unsafe the city is and how rude the people are.
Previous instances of regional hate:
Photo credits: Khan Market photo by Sarika from Flickr, who was kind enough to let me use it, and sent a full size photo too. A virtual brownie for her. Habitat Center photo by L. Shyamal who is making the world a better place by contributing media to Wikipedia under CC. The other photos are mine. The views expressed are attributed to the voices, not me. This comic was inspired by a very old Mad Magazine feature on New York.
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*yaaaaaaawn*
funny !! but next time .. tell the good things in delhi
Brilliant! XD
Also on the tourist’s ‘Delhi-NCR Must-Experience List’ – Take directions from random person on road who will inevitably give you detailed instructions to your destination, including which gol-chakkars to take 5 miles down the road, even though the first time he found out that a place like that existed in the city was when you mentioned it.
So the views expressed in this comics are not yours. What is the use of going to this length about the views of the so called voices(whoever voices they are) unless you are from History channel or have some counter views?
@nidhesh: Underwear too tight? Loosen up bro, it’s Monday but still….
Oh YES!
High time Delhi got some loving..I’m also sick of people complaining about it.
Your comic rocks..wish you’d update more often!
expected something better..but nice!!
k, I am Done. Nice Post.
Good one!
ha ha fvck1ng hilarious
may be we hate all cities lol
Delhi is not a place to hate.learn from those who left it in 1947.dilli ke na the kooche auraq e mussiwr the— jo shakl nazr aai tasweer nazr aai.
What this comic needs is an old south park type ending.
after the guy gets himself beaten-up for being an asshole he says:
“you know i’ve learned something today
Delhi might be a cesspool of aggressive, self-centered, road raging,panju-jaat-madrasi-mallu-serd-bong-etc. bastards, but it sure is better than bombay or calcutta or all those other loser places.”
*all above text is the opinion of manbearpig*
Yay! someone at last finally had the good sense to separate Mallus from Madrasis
BTW FYF Rocks..!
I visited Delhi and did not complain about it.. But I did complain about my friend who refused to take to any of these places, except Khan market (kakori kabab in winter= yummy^2)
you are stepping on the nerve … dude on the nerve …. aaaarrggghhh
@Xacarob awesome … some up… I so love south park that if it was a women i would marry it and hump it all night long …
@nks: Take a towel, draw a face on it and give it a joint. Call it towelie and hump it.
Send pictures.
how unsafe the city is and how rude the people are.
I love these comics of yours where you tell the brutal truth.
aargh..these delhi…interaction designers…don’t use marathi in their cartoons…sad they can’t be published in b’bay
Genius!
lol-but why-the perceived-muslim-bashing, bro? yer-tryin-to-get extra-over-minoritystatus-conscious?
lol but why the perceived-muslim-bashing, bro? yer tryin to get extra-over-minoritystatus-conscious?
Delhi sucks. Chennai sucks. Mumbai sucks. Kolkata sucks.
Sucks rules! Sucks sells!! \m/
Loved the Khan Market one! You should have included a walled-city panel too. Followed by the guy getting a heart attack.
Maaan, this comic rocks! Complete brilliance! I could have written every line myself (if I had thought of them, that is, which I wouldn’t in several lifetimes)
why the comment on gay designers? why call them ‘butt pirates’? totally unnecessary and in bad taste.
@aarti: It’s not my view on gay designers. Or any gay person. The whole narrative is from the point of view of someone who finds things to hate about everything. I have nothing against gay people. Check out the comic on hypocrisy against gay people.
Similarly, I have nothing against the government preserving Muslim monuments. Lets preserve everything we can, regardless of who built it. But I’ve heard these views many times. And they are stupid and ignorant.
Would have loved the comic if I was not a hard core Delhiwallah
I just love Delhi with all it’s shortcomings.
Truly hilarious. Loved every bit of it.
I don’t get it.
You’re both racist and sexist.
So you’re hating on everything and everyone?
People like you are the only ones making anywhere ” worse “
@idontgetit: You know what, this is the most misunderstood comic on this site. And I’m not going to play the joke explainer anymore. I’m not racist and sexist, try the other comics. You might like them more.
To the last commenter: your comment should really have ended after the first four words. Nothing else in it makes any sense.
Saad: seems we posted at the same time. And yes, joke-explaining doesn’t work beyond a point – you can’t make everything idiot-proof.
Keep up the good work!
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fuckin nazi..
u got nothin better to do than insult cities…?
LOVED this one!! The last two tips… mindblowing
Cheers…
hey ya butt lickers.. i c some awesome work going on here..goodies.. but why the meecrab spare other cities when they are equally annoying.
we are 1 billion..if we just fart together v can own the world. Blast to the glory!
*Chinese cant fart.All they do is haiyya!
@ihateyouguyz: One can make comics one city at a time, can’t one? And given the bad response over this comic, I don’t think I’m touching other cities. And anyway I don’t have the inside scoop on Mumbai or Bangalore.
And oh, it’s not butt lickers here. I’m the only one who does this stuff. And by this stuff I mean making comics, not licking butts.
aww man dont stop u r doin a gr8 job! To hell with all the ‘-ism’ lovers. Keep it up Sod..long live United Atheist Alliance.
I bet a mumbaikar can hardly dare to so openly criticize his own city. We Delhites can, and that’s something to be proud of. We can be vocal and open to our problems and that can lead us to rectify them.
Anyways, amazing humor. Just loved it !
Some facts are true. I liked your fashion dictation comment.
Wow simply loved the work and the comments, thanks for giving me my dose of sarcasm which i readily pass on to others, the only flaw I find after reading the comments is that your brand of humor works only with intelligent people.
@Dash Good to know that your IQ is less than that of a preschooler enjoy your Delhi dude this attitude is the reason we have emerged as the most racially hated people ranking even higher than Jews and afros
@Siddharth: yeah right…ur the one taking a narrow view n stereotyping people and I’m the one who supposedly has the “pre-schooler” attitude…do the country a favour and go live abroad if u hate the cities so much…
Awe.. come on guys. No fighting.
Just a comic…
@Dash sorry if my post was hurtful, I think I am suffering from Tharoorosis a.k.a the foot in the moth syndrome in common language,I may say I am hurt at the way press misreported the incident:D
To avoid the re-occurrence of such a distasteful post I will take lessons in realpolitik from Dr. Henry Kissinger.
PS: I need not to go abroad as I live in Chattisgarh, anatomically the rectum of India and a foreign nation as far as Govt of India is concerned, however regrettably it is closer to sub Saharan Africa than other places of my liking.
Sorry for being a occasional sociopath
@Dash sorry for typos