Another tip: Remind EVERY Delhi resident you meet, how unsafe the city is and how rude the people are.
Previous instances of regional hate:
Photo credits: Khan Market photo by Sarika from Flickr, who was kind enough to let me use it, and sent a full size photo too. A virtual brownie for her. Habitat Center photo by L. Shyamal who is making the world a better place by contributing media to Wikipedia under CC. The other photos are mine. The views expressed are attributed to the voices, not me. This comic was inspired by a very old Mad Magazine feature on New York.
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*yaaaaaaawn*
funny !! but next time .. tell the good things in delhi
Brilliant! XD
Also on the tourist’s ‘Delhi-NCR Must-Experience List’ – Take directions from random person on road who will inevitably give you detailed instructions to your destination, including which gol-chakkars to take 5 miles down the road, even though the first time he found out that a place like that existed in the city was when you mentioned it.
So the views expressed in this comics are not yours. What is the use of going to this length about the views of the so called voices(whoever voices they are) unless you are from History channel or have some counter views?
Oh YES!
High time Delhi got some loving..I’m also sick of people complaining about it.
Your comic rocks..wish you’d update more often!
expected something better..but nice!!
k, I am Done. Nice Post.
Good one!
ha ha fvck1ng hilarious
may be we hate all cities lol
Delhi is not a place to hate.learn from those who left it in 1947.dilli ke na the kooche auraq e mussiwr the— jo shakl nazr aai tasweer nazr aai.
What this comic needs is an old south park type ending.
after the guy gets himself beaten-up for being an asshole he says:
“you know i’ve learned something today
Delhi might be a cesspool of aggressive, self-centered, road raging,panju-jaat-madrasi-mallu-serd-bong-etc. bastards, but it sure is better than bombay or calcutta or all those other loser places.”
*all above text is the opinion of manbearpig*
Yay! someone at last finally had the good sense to separate Mallus from Madrasis
BTW FYF Rocks..!
I visited Delhi and did not complain about it.. But I did complain about my friend who refused to take to any of these places, except Khan market (kakori kabab in winter= yummy^2)
you are stepping on the nerve … dude on the nerve …. aaaarrggghhh
@Xacarob awesome … some up… I so love south park that if it was a women i would marry it and hump it all night long …
Send pictures.
how unsafe the city is and how rude the people are.
I love these comics of yours where you tell the brutal truth.
aargh..these delhi…interaction designers…don’t use marathi in their cartoons…sad they can’t be published in b’bay
Genius!
lol-but why-the perceived-muslim-bashing, bro? yer-tryin-to-get extra-over-minoritystatus-conscious?
lol but why the perceived-muslim-bashing, bro? yer tryin to get extra-over-minoritystatus-conscious?
Delhi sucks. Chennai sucks. Mumbai sucks. Kolkata sucks.
Sucks rules! Sucks sells!! \m/
Loved the Khan Market one! You should have included a walled-city panel too. Followed by the guy getting a heart attack.
Maaan, this comic rocks! Complete brilliance! I could have written every line myself (if I had thought of them, that is, which I wouldn’t in several lifetimes)
why the comment on gay designers? why call them ‘butt pirates’? totally unnecessary and in bad taste.
Similarly, I have nothing against the government preserving Muslim monuments. Lets preserve everything we can, regardless of who built it. But I’ve heard these views many times. And they are stupid and ignorant.
Would have loved the comic if I was not a hard core Delhiwallah
I just love Delhi with all it’s shortcomings.
Truly hilarious. Loved every bit of it.
I don’t get it.
You’re both racist and sexist.
So you’re hating on everything and everyone?
People like you are the only ones making anywhere ” worse “
To the last commenter: your comment should really have ended after the first four words. Nothing else in it makes any sense.
Saad: seems we posted at the same time. And yes, joke-explaining doesn’t work beyond a point – you can’t make everything idiot-proof.
Keep up the good work!
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fuckin nazi..
u got nothin better to do than insult cities…?
LOVED this one!! The last two tips… mindblowing
Cheers…
hey ya butt lickers.. i c some awesome work going on here..goodies.. but why the meecrab spare other cities when they are equally annoying.
we are 1 billion..if we just fart together v can own the world. Blast to the glory!
*Chinese cant fart.All they do is haiyya!
And oh, it’s not butt lickers here. I’m the only one who does this stuff. And by this stuff I mean making comics, not licking butts.
aww man dont stop u r doin a gr8 job! To hell with all the ‘-ism’ lovers. Keep it up Sod..long live United Atheist Alliance.