Monday, September 15th, 2008 | Filed under Comic 36 Comments

Comic - The LHC will kill us all

All those people who got all worked up after watching the nonstop LHC + News Channel fuckfest, did they ever wonder, if TV channels actually believed that the LHC will kill us all, why would they bother showing any advertisements, or worry about TRP ratings?

They’d go home, say Fuck You World, and wait to be sucked into the black hole.

Here’s some good reads on the topic from the blogosphere:
India TV tries to do LHC – Limericker
Channels cause mass hysteria over Big Bang – Editindia

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    Sandeep // September 15th, 2008 at 12:20 am

    LOL awesome comic. There were so many rumours around, especially
    on my favourite comedy channel “India TV”. They have the
    weirdest and most absurd news.
    According to news, some girl in Madhya Pradesh actually committed
    suicide after hearing this news

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    Abhiroop // September 15th, 2008 at 12:39 am

    was kind of hoping the LHC insanity would get some royal FUF treatment. now i am happy :)

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    RD // September 15th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Hehehehehe… ;) Loadza bullshit! Btw, does anyone remember, a coupla weeks back, alot of newspapers were reporting that a Nazi war criminal was arrested from one of the Indian states, when he tried to sell a piano??? Almost all papers reported it! Turned out to be a hoax!!!! ;) Just goes on to show, how the media doesn’t really verify its shit! ;(

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // September 15th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    @sandeep: There had been rumors for so long. I guess ever since the project was proposed. There were death threats to the scientists and fundamentalist groups calling for the cancellation of the program. Obviously the Indian news channels saved it for the last moment to whip up the end-of-the-world frenzy. Sad one about the girl in MP. How is this not scare-mongering and disturbing the peace? Isnt there any law against such tactics? Arent they causing mass panic and hysteria? Anyone remember the monkey man from the last decade? Back then the channels werent as rabid as they are now. Now the monkey man would have been a national celebrity with guest appearances on Bigg Boss and other comedy shows.

    @abhiroop: ;) Couldnt let it go, now could I? All thanks to the news channels. They give so many ideas for comics.

    @rd: Yeah I remember that one. No one in the newspaper thought it a little absurd at that time? I mean, come on, a Nazi war criminal should’ve been about 90 years or more now. A few non-Indian newspapers had quite a laugh on that. There’s this another article about how Aaj Tak committed a blunder during the Delhi bomb blast coverage. And of course, never apologized.

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    Geek Next Door // September 15th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Little does he know that the end of the world won’t come until the sixth angel has poured out his vial of wrath upon the Euphrates, and the battle of Armageddon commences. And there will be trumpets. Big, scary trumpets.

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    Geek Next Door // September 15th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // September 15th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    @geek: I tried pouring hot vials of wrath on my Euphrates, but no trumpets sounded. That Jesus and Mo comic is pure unadulterated blasphemy and I shall only read it through a screen reader, to strip away the graven images, and to protect my eyes from being struck blind after seeing sights which humans were not meant to see.

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    Hades // September 15th, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    maybe he should have gone here



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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // September 15th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    @hades: A very informative site.

    Bubu is his pet name. He likes it.

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    Abhiroop // September 15th, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    Who is Bubu?

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // September 15th, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Bubu is the guy with the cap…

    Ok FINE! I made a lame pet name!! Let’s all get over it now!

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    Abhiroop // September 15th, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    I know a ‘great bong’ called Thobla. His brother’s name is Gobor. Gobor means gober, i.e. cowdung, in Bangla. Bubu is sheer class, sir.

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    Sree // September 16th, 2008 at 3:06 am

    Saad, I just stumbled across your site, and I’m hooked on to it. Just wanna let you know, you rock man! My stomach hurts after reading all the comics. Haven’t laughed so hard recently. Keep up the awesome work and keep making everyone laugh. :D

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // September 16th, 2008 at 9:45 am

    @sree: Thank you. Glad you have you as a subscriber.

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    Anonick // September 16th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Sorry, I approved your comment a little late, fucking gmail sent it into the spam folder.

    Awesome comic, I like your site a lot. I especially like the last panel where bubu cries.

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // September 16th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    @Anorick: No problem there… Maybe my email had some hidden links trying to sell “Herbal Medicine to fix your puniness” or something. Gmail does that often.

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    nomad // September 18th, 2008 at 12:38 am
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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // September 18th, 2008 at 9:33 am

    @nomad: Sure did. Subscribed to your blog. Good one :)

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    the mad momma // September 18th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    hey – you have been awarded at my place.

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // September 18th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    @the mad momma: I’ll have to make a comic about the award now. Thank you! You’re the best momma there is.

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    rahul munshi // September 19th, 2008 at 2:40 am

    ‘buck naked’, what a phrase!!
    can’t stop laughing.

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    Nitin Malhotra // September 21st, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    see the collection of stupid news from india tv

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    Vaibhav // September 24th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Great comic, as always. Here’s a nice video about the Hadron Collider: http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/brian_cox_on_cern_s_supercollider.html

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    Saad Akhtar (Author) // September 24th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    @vaibhav: A good talk. But then TED Talks usually are. I’m sure you’re seen the Large Hadron Collidor rap?

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    Vaibhav // September 24th, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    That rap is as funny as it is informative. I hadn’t seen it yet.

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    pri // September 28th, 2008 at 12:03 am

    hillarious in every way !!!!

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    sonal jhuj // December 1st, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    loved it saad! :)

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    Simply Ridiculous // May 4th, 2009 at 11:44 am

    Simply hilarious!!! Keep it up!!

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    chethan shankar // August 31st, 2009 at 7:35 am

    dude! Really awesome comic strips. I loved this one and Mac v/s PC comic the most. The gtalk sts msg was simply howlarious. Just bring it on! neladha mele horLaadi tika yella nagthaaydhini.(ROFLMAO in Kannada.)

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    Rajiv Mathew // October 24th, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Brilliant stuff :)

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    Anvesh // November 13th, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Bloody awesome man

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    fidelity // November 28th, 2009 at 8:29 am

    Saad Akhtar, i jus read abt u and ur comics in The Hindu Metroplus.. I have never been to such web comics site… but the comic given in daily realy made me curious to read all the hilarious jokes specially the funny cartoons:-)..

    Is the guy with cap a cartoon of any familiar person? so that I can enjoy the comic completely..

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    fidelity // November 28th, 2009 at 8:32 am

    This is really informative and hilarious:-))….. well done!!!!

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    Ayush // May 21st, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    LHC may have not yielded eye-opening results but it sure did make india tv more stupid!


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