A quick one this time. @nks who is a regular reader of this comic has this, and other funny requests on his blog here. Check it out!
I’m sure you’ve been through your own horror story. Let’s hear it…
Update: Alex points out in the comment that I should include an English translation. Doing that would ruin the poetry, but here goes:
We have not met, but I am sure you are as beautiful as your picture (As opposed to what..?)
And your nature must also be good…
I will know for sure, when I meet you…
Will meet you when we are friends…
So be my friend…


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The last one apparently was a testimonial (from anks) !! So who is the bigger idiot ?
And hey, I think it is spelled as fraand, not friend.
I guess there is a orkut community dedicated to this spam .
Was waiting to see what you were going to make from his blog when you first asked permission from him.. Aapak got funni ageen I thinking
Brilliant…You picked the public psyche well.
Bole to Mast !!!
LOL! I once saw one of these:
Hello, I Gupta, you also Gupta. Wanna frndship?
Earlier, if some chick put up her pic, she’d be inundated by requests from all these “fraands”.
Yes, it’s a sin for a woman to put up a profile photo on Orkut. That’s just asking for it..
made my day … !!
I have a series on my blog called Orkut Gems.
mast hai baba
@bored sub: That’s another great list
You sure have readers who trawl the murky depths of Orkut to fetch these gems for you… Or maybe they’re the gem creators themselves? :p
@abhiroop, @nks:
Please provide an English translation for your non-Hindi-speaking fans!
Great One, Quite Relevant in today’s time.
@alex: Sorry, I should have done that earlier. I’ve added the translation to the post.
*bow* This is a master stroke man!
We actually made a fake profile back in college to bait these fraands. The English used made my eyes bleed. I am blind now. Sob sob.
What happened to toe-nail guy?
I want him back.
ooh ooh! can I send you something I saw on flickr? totally cool it is I promise
@hades: Toe Nail Guy (TNG) is coming back soon… trust me. I have plans for him in the future..
@myd: Sure, send it over with the .
Dude, I’m not Kapil Dev.
You missed the obvious ones about “Do you want to make frandsip with me?”