If I had to list a few websites which have really benefited humanity I would say Google, Wikipedia and Snopes. What we need is an Indian edition of Snopes to deal with the regional crap that fills our inbox occasionally.
Previous instances where Agony Uncle saved the day:
- Agony Uncle and the Sex Slave
- Agony Uncle and the Born Loser
- Agony Uncle deals with the 35 year old Virgin
- Agony Uncle gets spam
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An apt name that for inflammation of the pancreas – pancrea-TITIS!;)
I got a mail that says not to take mentos after coke as they mix into something toxic. And that kurkure contains plastic. With people who are dumb enough to forward such mails, i think something is really toxic to brain in their food.
sasta maar diya… candles??!!?? wtf?
@indresh: coke+mentos is true. (not toxic though). check it out on youtube.
so we’ve been cooking maggie wrong for ages? haha what the hell. and what about that email that came around a while ago that said margarine is poisonous?
coke + mentos is kinda explosive but it won’t kill you. check out all this stuff on snopes.com, its awesome.
by the way you do know that boiling MSG doesn’t make it (or anything its mixed with) toxic right? its a harmless chemical
LOL…agony uncle..good one Saad!
Yeah, coke + mentos produces some exaggerated effervesence that comes out of the bottle with a force, i’ve seen that… It’s not toxic, infact i made a video of myself eating a full pack of mentos and guzzling the half litre bottle of coke with it, and send it back to the guy who sent me the mail. The better one is of kurkure catching fire, and there is something about saridon too.
The most irritating one is that of mars becoming larger than the moon that happens ONCE IN A MILLION YEARS AND IS GOING TO HAPPEN ON of AUGUST .
Mars *does* come close every alternate August, but to the naked eye it’s a bright red star.
Eh, I hate forwards, spam they be.
Coke+mentos is highly recommended home remedy for old people who end up peeing on their shoes….
& Maggi+Old Monk…
wow!
At least this forward doesn’t curse you with a horrifying death if its not forwarded to X number of people within 5 minutes.
And yeah, if Maggi did have wax, it will be shitted, even if it is shitted 4 days later. Chutiyas. Long live Maggi!
All said and done, YAAY! Agony Uncle’s back doing his thing!
Yeah… The wax will lubricate your system.. So you wont be straining for a good motion in the morning .. Haha.. Discovered a tasty treatment for constipation!!
Go to IIT Bombay cafeteria and you can find , Maggie Sandwich, Maggie Bonda, and everything that has a stuffing filled with Maggie…now thats Innovation.I hope someone invents Maggie Paratha
Maggie sandwich? Maggie bonda?? Don’t the IIT Bombay people worry about getting so much wax in their bodies?
Maggie paratha is something I would pay good money to eat. Wait, why not try this at home? Hmm..
maggie who? who ate maggie
This website has the answer!
http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/noodles.asp