name	a	b	c	d	e	f
4	akshay	What are you staring at?	The pigeons, I have so much to learn from them.	Don't tell me you watched that fuckin news report	I did, but that has nothing to do with it	Jesus Christ! What a bleeding heart! disgusting!	Its just that I have this severe constipation...
5	Han	What are you looking at, Bunty?	The Asteroid Cometh. Keep your eyes on the skies.	All what jazz. You need to get a job man.	What's the point? In 2012, we will all be chutney.	You and your chutney fetish. Just sick I tell you.	The End is Nigh...FLY YOU FOOLS!
6	j	dude	yeah	whadap?	nothing, having a bud, chilling	true, true...    yo Mickey, this one's gay!	true, true ...
7	Arunbhere	Ooöh	Noo	Dad	K	Tu	Kmj
8	Varun Shenoy G	What's your thought on the recent terror attack?	Those BITCHES in Pak need to be taught a lesson..	Maybe a movie by RGV will do the trick you think?	Sure, maybe Rajat Sharma can sponsor it on IndiaTv	Are you OUT of your mind?? We need a nazi-state!!	Oh yeah "Darna über Zaroori Hain" sounds fitting!
9	Rohan	Cursing is a really bad habit.	Terrible!	Especially if one curses regularly, one must stop!	One must!	You didn't even fuckin' notice you shitchutfuck!	What? You stopped swearing?
10	George Koshy	Didin't you just ask me if I'm Bong? No I'm not.	Really! But you must be Bong!	No Dude! I can assure you I'm not Bong!	Are you really sure you're not? But you must be.	Ok! Ok! Ok! So I'm Bong. So?	That's funny! You don't look Bong at all!
11	CruciFire	Hey why don't we have a 'Yo mamma' (YMSF) contest?	Whatever rings your bell, just don't get personal!	YMSF, ISRO wants to launch a new probe rocket.	YMSF, she is fighting for an independent state.	Hey, no personal comments man! Go to hell.	YMSF, Satan declare her as Alternate Hell!
12	Kraz	What's a bicep?	Two muscles.	And a tricep?	Three.	So what's a unicep?	You really are a dick man.
13	Kraz	Do you think that's Barkha Dutt?	No man, that's Mrs. Chopra in the balcony.	Do you think we could be on camera, live types?	No man, I don't think she is into kinky stuff.	Oye Barkha, I have an opinion on Mumbai. Shoot me.	Fuck dude, she's gone. You ruined my love life.
14	Siva	Read Roy's latest outburst? the Outlook one	yeah, too long an essay though	I respect freedom of speech and all but...	well, she did make some valid points...	NO! SHE IS A FUCKING FUNDAMENTALIST BITCH!!!	Hmm... no match for you though
15	Rishi	Dude I love PORN! I cant get enuff of Bang Basti 3	Oh yeah! I can jack off to this stuff all day long	Didja see the guys cock? I wish mine was that big!	Nah dude. It was just small-to-average size.	Small-to-Average size?! What the fuck do you mean?	Lets never talk about this again!
16	Siva	Long time no see... Howz u?	Ok-Ok. Recession you see... I fear a pink slip!	Too bad. I hope to get a good bonus though...	Lucky you. Am fucked thanks to greedy i-bankers!	GREEDY I-BANKERS??? I WORK FOR GOLDMAN SACHS!!!	Oops sorry... er... can you forward my CV there?
17	Phani	Dude, how's it going ?	B	B ? What sort of answer is that ??!??	D	What sort of retard are you ? You F***ING MORON!!!	F
18	Jayant parashar	hey i got new shades..the v-666	i have heard they make you evil when you put them	no they dont	Yes. they do	NO THEY DONT BITCH.shut up or i'll burn your pants	Told you.
19	Hades	...every five minutes theres a power cut here man!	Tougher laws should do the trick, I believe.	And the roads! They suck ass!	Tougher laws should do the trick, I believe.	!!! Try and get your head out of your ass, jerk!	Tougher laws should do the trick, I believe.
20	Amogh	We're done for. We've just been attacked...	Hell I care. India will be superpower by 2020.	...you fool, our economy's sinking!	Hell I care. India will be superpower by 2020.	&%&%! The local McDonald's is closing!	Hell I care. Jumbo King will be superpower by 2020
21	Linus Krishnan	Howz the bride hunt buddy?You ready for marriage?	Dude,I gotta confess something. I'm GAY.	You mean delighted and happy??7th heaven types??	No!!I like the Guys with in Savita Bhabhi.GAY!!	YOU B@STRD!reverse engineering!?Back seat driver!	Yeah.Bliss!!No Women,No Shopping!no more Tears!!!
22	geebs	Hey guess what, we have a comic contest now!!	A what????	just fill in the empty bubbles with ur own lines	arey... just accept that you have run out of ideas	WTF!! We are just tryin 2 spread sum holiday cheer	Hmm..may be this would be my entry to the contest!
23	Amjad	Man, life totally sucks!	Well, not really. Life is beautiful.	Are you nuts?!	Yeah sort of. Office work is driving me nuts!	I LOST MY JOB! I GOT FIRED! ARGGHHH!!	You should do some furious masturbation.
24	Crucifire	I miss my girlfriend... I miss a good BJ (sigh!)	I know how u feel dawg, even I miss a good BJ!	Err, but you never HAD a gf in the first place.	Why do you need a girlfriend for a BJ?	MORON! No girlfriend, no BLOW JOB, u dumbass...	Ohhh, I thought you meant a Ben & Jerry's! My bad.
25	Bad Dog	What the fuck are you so happy about?	CNN just showed Miss Pakistan..	condone for condemn? Open mouth, put foot, gargle	huh? I was like only staring at her pink sash.	Are you an Indian? She condoned the attack TWICE!	pink sash on CNN. PINK! Just stare, don't hear
26	Bad Dog	Did you hear? Comic Contest at FYF	Yeah, i submitted my entry. Watch me win.	Fuck off. I submitted 10 entries. I am so winning.	no dude, I will win. Just you wait	Shaaddap! My entries are on sex and and are funny!	I gave Saad a blowjob.
27	Arun	Hey man, how are you ?	I'm fine, what you doing here ?	Obviously had come to pee man, what else ??!!	So you had your lunch ?	I CAME TO PEEE Man , NOT EAT LUNCH	ohh ok err .. sorry .. so u finished peeing
28	Sridhar	How's it hanging?	How's what hanging?	Dude!It basically means how are things at your end	Oh...it's oscillating then	What????	It's oscillating between bonus and pink slip!
29	Brillie	Hi Sharuk khan? What are you looking for?	Hi.. I'm looking for a bird in the sky	What happen with your bird? Are you lose it?	Yes, but actually, he is not my bird, but yours :)	WHAT?!Get back my bird!Or I will cut your 'bird'!	OK. I'll bring back, please don't cut my 'bird' :)
30	Unoptimistix	Johnny! Johnny!	Yes Papa! (Oh C’mon, it’s a comic strip)	Eating Sugar?	No Papa!!	Smoking Pot?!	Hell Yes!   AH! AHA! HA!
31	Unoptimistix	Johnny! Johnny!	Yes Papa! (Oh C’mon, it’s a comic strip)	Eating Sugar?	No Papa!!	Smoking Pot?!	Hell Yes!   AH! AHA! HA!
32	Unoptimistix	Missed Call Monisha!	Blank Message Babitha!	Free Talk-Time Fatima!	Always Online Anisha!	SPEED DIAL SURESH!!	Dude. WTF!
33	Unoptimistix	Alliteration is Awesome.	So it Seems.	Doesn't it Delight?	Poetry is Pale and Prose is Poor without it.	Post this Piece and Give Me My Gift!	Err.  Take the Tee.
34	Unoptimistix	Karl Marx- Das Kapital.	Working Capital, 'cos Socialism is Gay.	The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari.	Farce India, who couldn't afford theirs.	There is nothing funny about the downturn!	You are right. I don't need a Tee. Cash Will Do
35	Scribbles	You know what I want for Christmas?	Free access to my wife for 10 days?	He, that would be nice, but, no. Not that.	Fine. Well, what then?	!!!!Self cooking chicken beryani!!!!	Rather than shag my wife? I don't even know you.
36	Ramesh Srivats	Why aren't you looking at me?	My sights are set higher.	Look at me when talking. Else it's bad manners.	So what? Hey, is that superman? No, it's a bird.	You #$%@. Don't look elsewhere. I'm talking to you	Want me to look at you? Then FLY, YOU FOOL.
37	Samudra	Hi! What are you doing at this movie hall?	Hi! I came to watch a movie. What about you?	I came to watch a movie.	Really?? I thought you came to watch a movie.	Y is dis #@$%ing idiot is repeating this old joke?	I dont know... i just came to watch a movie.
38	saurabh bhatia	Btech,Gargle,8 lakhs,Chocolates,Free food,babes	Almost there,Mycrowsoft,7 lakhs,Free drinks,babes	MBA 2006 Lameman Brothers,15 Lakhs,Sonata,flat	MBA 2006 Myreel Leech,12 lakhs,Esteem,Flat	Btech MBA 2008 No Job,No Wife,No food what about u	Have Tea Saab! just bought a new Santro for wife
39	Gandalf	Pappu, I'm worried about the state of the world.	Yeah, its all Sharukh's fault.	WTF?	He should stop fighting with Amir Khan.	Dude, we might have a nuclear war!	After Ghajini comes out. Right?
40	Yaya	Dude, have you finished the new comic strip?	No, cant get the octopus to pose next to the girl	WTF Dude!!Its a family blog,don't put twisted crap	Hey! Your brief never said no Hentai!	If you put up octopus porn I will end you m*&@^%r!	I wonder if he’d wear a sailor’s outfit
41	Manoj Gupta	Did you see on TV a reporter threw shoes on BUSH?	Yes!!, I saw that, not on TV but on YouTube!!	some thinks that he is a hero and should be freed.	I don't think so, he deserves a jail sentence.	What!!!!	Yes, because he MISSED.
42	Rahul Dandekar	Dravid had been on a lean patch recently.	Yeah, they should kick him out of the team.	No, I mean...	Right, he should be kept in, he's great, blahblah!	No, he scored a hundred in this test, DAMMIT!	Um... how much did Sehwag score?
43	Varun	BigBazar has 3 frisking rings now, good security!	Pervert securitymen, harassing for a 20-paisa off.	C'mon, frisking is spiritual. 'Touch' secures!!	F**k the touch!! Malls are frisking rackets.	Rackets? They ARE THE REASON we exist!	Well, on the days I'm wearing that chocolate-deo.
44	Vipul Nanda	They're teaching Intelligent Design in schools!	It's the right thing to do. God created us all.	What about the theory of evolution? And Darwin?	It's just a theory.	Next you'll tell me Pastafarianism is the truth.	Shh. Can't you hear his noodliness? RAmen.
45	Vipul Nanda	Did you hear about that girl who got eve teased?	She probably brought it upon herself.	She was wearing a saree.	It must have been her attitude, then.	WHAT ABOUT THE ATTITUDE OF THE MAN WHO DID IT?!	Did you see the jugs on that woman?
46	Vipul Nanda	What's the worst thing about webcomics?	Well, over time, you run out of ideas.	What usually happens then?	Usually,you use some gimmick to get attention.	THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 'TIS THE END! FLY,FOOLS!	I think this webcomic just jumped the shark.
47	Chandni	School is over. What's the plan now? College?	I think I am going to become a TV journalist...	Tuff!That requires a degree in journalism dear.	Really?They actually study some shit for tv?	U THINK MAKINGUP CRAP ABT UFOS N ALIENS IS EASY?	Does look easy enuff. Look dumb, talk crap. Done!
48	vishal mungi	Hey, did you see that Iraqi shoe throwing ritual?	Yeah ! It was quite funny !	I heard the US authorities destroyed the shoes	too bad, each would have fetched atleast 20 Crore	I was fired coz these f@#&s are in a recession	Me too,I was making laser guided shoes for Boeing
49	vishal mungi	Man, I want to get out of this boring comic	Yeah me too , all we mouth here is nonsense !	& that too in what, a 16 color palette ?	It is 256 colors, but you have a point.	I want a storyline,more action & sensible punches.	XKCD has all that, but you have to go on a diet
50	Deepak Iyer	Got a new blog Random Uncut Maximus Puts You Fools	Umm .. yeah ok.	I'm gonna be popular n cool like those guys !!	Naah .. You don't have it.	F U! I've journalism,comics,wordplay n mithunda!!	You're thin.
51	Eva	Hey Sathish, how are you doing?	Hey Venkat, me doing good...u tell me	hmmm, hows the market treating you these days?	I am ok! but I saw your name on the firing list	What do you mean??? I am your PM!	I mean that I am the new PM cost cutting you see!
52	vishal mungi	Hey, what are doing for new years?	There is a candle light vigil against terrorism ..	Ah,you really believe this candle light thingie?	It is a way of expression..	Huh? We should nuke them off the world map instead	Whatever dude,there are free snacks,u coming?